Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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