So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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