so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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