Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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