just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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