I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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