sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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