does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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