Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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