is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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