Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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