Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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