So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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