i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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