i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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