butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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