ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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