It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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