Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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