It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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