we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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