That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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