i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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