It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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