we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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