have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
