How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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