I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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