Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Why did my mother make you get naked?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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