hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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