ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
only if we run a train.
done.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
They are going to name an STD after you.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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