okay pat passed out under dana's car
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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