Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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