Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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