That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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