Everything about him screamed your future.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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