Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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