At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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