its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Even my vagina gasped.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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