Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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