i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's official drugs can't kill me
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Couch. On fire.
And then he peed in my hair
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