bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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