Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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