Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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