if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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