i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
