Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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