Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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