So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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