I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If I had your ass I would rule the world
please don't ironically join a cult
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