I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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