Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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