Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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