Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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