so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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